Written July 22, 2013.
With colored tongues to prove it, our kids slurped down most of a brand new box of 100 freeze-and-eat popsicles in the past week. Four kids, a few popsicles a day, times a week…yes, the math checks out. That box that looked like it would last “all summer” barely made it through the heat wave. We have no central air in our big old farm house, so popsicles on the porch are really just a requirement for survival.
With P.O.P.S.I.C.L.E on the mind, it’s been that kind of week…sticky, messy, and a little sweet.
P is for Panting Chickens. I do not know the sound of one hand clapping, but I do now know the sound of 110 chickens panting. On the hottest days, they drank gallons of water, rested in the shade of their breezy shed, and panted. And panted. And then panted a little more. I’m happy to report that they all made it through the heat.
O is for On the Banks of Plum Creek. If our kids get ready for bed on time, I read to them a chapter from Laura Ingalls. We are now on our fourth book. This week, we read the chapter about the grasshopper infestation. I read aloud about how just before harvest, droves of grasshoppers devoured everything green, including the Ingallses’ entire wheat crop. The family planned to pay off their newly constructed home with wheat money, but instead had absolutely nothing, not even grass for grazing their cows. Without fail, reading about the struggles of pioneer life puts our own relatively cushy life in perspective. Feeling hot and sweaty suddenly seemed quite manageable by comparison.
P is for Pools. At our house we have a kiddy wading pool and plenty of pools of sweat. Neither one of those really satisfies on a hot day. A visit to the pool in St. Charles to play with cousins made life all better again. This week we even swam in a Harvestore silo on two occasions. Our neighbors ingeniously converted the base of a silo into a great pool with the help of a pool liner, and we got to be the lucky guests swimming at their house on those hot nights. For the record, we did shower off before jumping in the pools. While I generally encourage sharing, some things (sweat, for instance) just don’t need to be shared with others.
S is for Slumber Party. When walking upstairs felt like entering a giant oven, our kids took refuge from the heat with a slumber party downstairs. We installed our window air conditioner in the toy room, shut the doors, and made it feel like a little slice of cool heaven. With a few makeshift beds on the floor, four kids slept in cool comfort during the night. The added bonus? The loud noise of the air conditioner drowns out any chatting, so they all went to sleep quickly. Note to self: if the kids are too loud, just make a louder noise. Maybe we’ll start turning on the blender or vacuum at night in their rooms. Well, maybe not.
I is for Ice Cream. Once in the middle of a hot afternoon when the kids were napping, I just had to take a few spoonfuls of ice cream straight from the container. The cool, sweet goodness of chocolate and marshmallow had magical restorative properties. With just a few bites, I could face the rest of the day. For any of you that recently had ice cream at our house, this was after you left. I promise.
C is for Caps, Black Caps. The season is short and sweet for black cap berries, so we are braving nettles, thorns, and those annoying gnats to collect the little jems from our windbreak. One evening as I came in the house shiny with sweat from heat to toe and carrying a bowl of berries, I told my daughter that we’d eat those berries in pancakes in the middle of the winter and think of summer. She said she’d like to have a little winter snow to play in right now. I agreed.
L is for Loving Lightning Bugs. Instead of sleeping with a stuffed animal at bedtime, one night I noticed my seven-year-old daughter sleeping with a jar of lightning bugs in her bed. She also excitedly told me a few days later, “A lightning bug just peed on me!” She said it with amusement and almost a little bit of pride. I told her she was very lucky, because I’m much older than her, and I’ve never had a lightning bug pee on my hand before. In fact, I didn’t know anyone that ever had a lightning bug pee on them. What a lucky girl, indeed. With a few loose lightning bugs now roaming about in our house, I’m sure I’m greatly improving my odds of being just as lucky.
E is for Energy (or Lack Thereof). In the middle of the heat wave, I began wondering if maybe I had some sort of vitamin deficiency or something. I just felt like I didn’t possess the energy to make things happen like usual. Everything just looked like too much work. Then Sunday morning came around, and cool breezes rolled in along with a few drops of rain. Suddenly, on the walk out to feed the chickens, I felt like I could actually work. Perhaps all I need is fall, or maybe a swimming pool in the back yard. In the meantime, I’ll just have some more iced coffee and maybe a popsicle or two. I think I’ll skip panting like a chicken.