Written August 8, 2013.
Feather boa, fake mole, lace gloves, crazy hat, mismatched socks, blue eye shadow…all just part of my Tuesday morning this past week. Oh yes, and did I mention that I’m going to be a MOVIE STAR?
That’s right. I’m going to be on the big screen. Well, I’ll be on a big screen in a park in Lanesboro, anyway.
For the second year in a row, the Lanesboro Community Theater is creating a series of silent films for “Silent Movies in the Park After Dark.” Local people with little to no acting experience (that’s me) get to be in a movie, with no pressure of rehearsals or memorizing lines.
For me, it all started with a simple email from Barb Benson Keith asking if I’d like to be one of Cinderella’s stepsisters. My first acting gig was this spring as Jessie the waitress in the play “Leaving Iowa,” where Barb directed. I have great respect for her optimistic, organized, energetic style, so getting an email invitation to be in a silent film that she’s directing put a big smile on my face in an otherwise rather “blah”day.
I showed up the morning of filming not quite sure what to expect. When all was said and done, the whole experience felt like getting to play pretend in the dress up corner at preschool, except I played with adults who lead fairly ordinary lives most of the time. We threw on some costumes, listened to a few quick stage directions, and started pretending…I mean acting, while Barb Keith filmed.
It was all fairly simple, with no rehearsals, two takes maximum, and then on to the next shot. We completed all the necessary filming to be crazy stepsisters in just two hours before lunch, and that included a costume change to dress up for the ball.
As an added bonus for me, my two other fellow stepsisters are moms whose children attend the same ECFE class as my own kids. We’ve become friends as we’ve spent two hours a week together over the school year. That made spending a morning together as wicked, crazy stepsisters all the more fun.
Without a doubt, it’s the most fun I’ve had in a long, long time. Picture absolute silliness on the order of things that you usually don’t do once you leave elementary school. Truly.
I can’t think of the last time I got in a mock fight with two other lovely ladies who gave me a fake punch and tried to put me in some sort of wrestling move.
I certainly can’t remember the last time that happened while I wore a lovely floral print dress with shoulder pads. It’s also been ages since I wore a feather boa and a leopard print hat and had instructions to paw at a prince. Really, it’s been such a long time since I’ve done any of those things.
My oldest daughter also added to the fun in this whole movie experience. My seven-year-old asked to come along and watch the festivities. I happily brought her, knowing I could trust her to not be an intrusion. On the way in that morning I joked, “You can tell the kids in your class that your mom is a movie star!” But then even better, and much to my daughter’s delight, Barb Keith asked if she’d like to be a dancer at the ball.
You can probably imagine the answer. On the way home I told her, “Well, now you can tell kids in your class that YOU are a movie star!” And then we both giggled.
Thank goodness Grandma Cheryl, who was visiting from Montana, styled my daughter’s hair into a fancy French braid before we left that morning. She had just the perfect hair for the ball. Thank goodness, also, for Grandma Cheryl’s willingness to babysit my other three kids at home while I was gone. Her help made it possible for me to leave the house and do something completely out of the ordinary.
That morning filming “Cinderella” was a total change of pace from the entire summer and from my ordinary “be a resonsible adult” mode. Everyone needs a chance to cut loose once in a while. It really made my whole day, and probably my week.
More than anything, I can’t wait to see the final result.
With the filming complete, Barb Benson Keith will turn it all into what looks like a classic silent movie: black and white, complete with captions between scenes and old time music.
“Cinderella” will be part of “Silent Movies in the Park After Dark” in Lanesboro on September 14th and 15th. They’ll be played at Sylvan Park, the city park on main street in Lanesboro. If you are interested, just mark it on your calendar and bring some blankets and lawn chairs to cozy up for an evening outside watching locally made movies.
It’s a free, family-friendly event. Maybe I’ll see some of you there!
A Chicken Birthday Update
On my 35th birthday, I got up at 5 AM and loaded up the whole flock of squawking birds. My sister-in-law, Tricia, was nice enough to let us borrow Mike’s pickup which has a topper, making it perfect for hauling a load of chickens. By 6:15, my daughter and I headed to KB Poultry just outside of Utica. Sun shining, early morning dew…it was a fine birthday morning to be Kathy the Farmer, driving a load of chickens in a pickup.
Note to self for next time: Put down straw in the back of the pickup ahead of time. In the short time it took to load them and then drive seven miles, 67 chickens made an absolutely terrible mess on the floor and all over themselves in the process. Thank goodness for a pressure washer and a nice husband at home.
Mess aside, driving home after dropping off the chickens, I just had a smile plastered to my face. Driving Mike’s faithful pickup that he’s had for about 20 years, listening to his cassette of twangy Australian classic country music, early morning and a job already done…it just felt like Mike was smiling at all of it.
As an unexpected surprise, we actually had 67 chickens! I only ordered 60, but the hatchery throws in a few “bonus birds” just in case of loss in transit. We never actually counted them until that day. That many chickens completely fill our upright freezer and then some.
This weekend I fired up the grill and we had a little chicken barbecue after a day on the Mississippi. Thank you chickens, you are delicious.